August 31, 2014

Anonymous said: In aggregate, do androphilic men like the same kinds of men as hydrophilic women? And do gynephilic men like the same kinds of women as gynephilic women? Just make a guess.

ozymandias271:

Androphilic men do not like the same kinds of men as hydrophilic women, because hydrophilic women are all in love with The Sea, and she is a lady. 

August 31, 2014

murmurfromtheruins:

Brian Williams reporting on his daughter, Allison Williams, being cast as Peter Pan (x)

Okay so this is adorable.

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via sarcasmcupcakes)

August 25, 2014

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

August 25, 2014

mochi365:

Mochi the swimmer.

August 25, 2014

(Source: best-of-imgur, via thefrogman)

August 21, 2014

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

But isn’t it tear [tiːr], to tear [tə teər] and tier [taɪə(r)]? 

(via sarcasmcupcakes)

August 21, 2014

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

What do you want to bet that Dumbledore did something to prevent that from happening because Harry was ‘safe’ with the Dursleys? 

(via sarcasmcupcakes)

August 19, 2014
wow-images:

And what, Blizzard, must we give in return?

wow-images:

And what, Blizzard, must we give in return?

(via worldofwarcrafter)

August 4, 2014

(Source: mmo-champion.com, via thefrogman)

August 4, 2014
importantbirds:


is it a hummingbirb? is it a moth?? idkk

AIN’T a brip is the IPMOSTER

importantbirds:

is it a hummingbirb? is it a moth?? idkk

AIN’T a brip is the IPMOSTER

August 4, 2014
importantbirds:


kitter spotted large birb!

Whom the small mammle try greet with attackus thIS day of such a giant Round?  NO SUCH grabule will happen THIS happen, only HUMAN know a secret the clear forcefield 

importantbirds:

kitter spotted large birb!

Whom the small mammle try greet with attackus thIS day of such a giant Round?  NO SUCH grabule will happen THIS happen, only HUMAN know a secret the clear forcefield 

August 3, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

[@desusnice]

tastefullyoffensive:

[@desusnice]

(Source: stupidpopstarrules)

August 2, 2014

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(Source: maryjblige, via latining)

August 2, 2014

(Source: screenshotsofdespair)

August 2, 2014

Anonymous said: HOW can birb trust modde if a live with CATTUS?! is TARP

importantbirds:

NAY