Air FLOTUS, dunking on LeBron in support of healthy eating. Make sure you watch the full video.
Hahaha! Get it First Lady! The video is hilarious as well.
Look at these assholes, forgetting to tag their porn
Will never not laugh at accuracy
Anonymous asked: Aren't there multiple gender identities, but just 2 genders? I mean, you have either A or B in your pants, no matter who you identify as
Well, first you need to realize that gender identity and sex are not the same. A gender identity is how one feels and expresses their gender. Sex refers more to the pants situation you speak of. A lot of people don’t feel like their pants situation matches up with how they feel about their gender. So they reject the box they were put in at birth and identify as who they really are.
The thing is, people have lots of stuff in their pants. Not just As and Bs. Some have As. Some have Bs. Some have As and Bs. Some have part of an A and a B. Some have ambiguous Cs. The other day a guy on reddit had two Ps! Plus, pants have pockets, so you can store things like wallets and keys and a modest flashlight. A banana if you’re hungry. Perhaps some mints.
I think pants are a lot more complicated than you realize.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
Douglas Adams is a god.
People who smile with their whole face
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.
Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.
pathopharmacology asked: #not pictured: dante's boner - "oh Virgil you are the most manly and amazing epic poet ever let me write thousands upon thousands of words about us going on a road trip through Hell and Purgatory together and being BFFs (but not in a gay way or anything lol) i juST ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH VIRGIL LOOK I MADE US FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE WE WOULD'VE BEEN BESTEST BROS IF WE WERE CONTEMPORARIES I JUST KNOW IT"
vIRGIL HEY VIRGIL WHAT IF WE WERE IN THE SAME CLUB TOGETHER HUH WHAT IF WE WERE IN THE GENIUS POETS CLUB WHAT IF ALL THE GREAT MINDS OF ANTIQUITY RECOGNIZED OUR GENIUS WE COULD HANG OUT IN A SUPER COOL SYMBOLIC CLUBHOUSE WITH THEM HUH VIRGIL WOULDN’T THAT BE AMAZING VIRGIL WHAT IF WE WROTE EPIC POEMS TO EACH OTHER
king-of-sweaters asked: In the fantasy survey, they listed multiple types of fantasy. Such as high fantasy, urban fantasy, and gaslight fantasy. Would you please explain the difference? P.S. I love your blog, it's a very interesting!
Quick N Dirty:
High Fantasy: totally made-up world, Farmboy becomes Chosen One and has fabulous destiny.
Urban Fantasy: there are elves in your computer and Odin’s behind you in line at Starbucks. WAT DO
Gaslight/Gaslamp Fantasy: Steampunks R Magic and also Sherlock Holmes is a Level 12 Paladin. Stop Jack the Ripper; +60k EXP.