one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
What they think they sound like:
“I’m so rational. The truth is somewhere in the middle, they’re both wrong. I’m so nuanced and enlightened with my views.”
What they actually sound like:
“History and context are things that do not exist to me. In whatever dimension I exist in, I believe that there is an equivalence between an advanced occupying army that is notorious for war crimes, and an occupied brutalized population.”
for every compliment you receive, ten other people were thinking the same thing :)
and for every insult you receive, sacrifice them to the one true god, r’hollor, our lord of light, for the night is dark and full of terrors :)
Anonymous said: random reader here--I dreamed that you came to my house at night and dumped, not just a body, but a frozen cromagnon man corpse in my living room, without my knowledge. can you tell me what this means
I don’t know, but last night I dreamed I was going to join the Army but then went AWOL because I didn’t like the bathrooms at boot camp.
I think the connection is obvious.
Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…
Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.
Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!
weavercat said: On behalf of my fellow undergrad, graduate-students, and professor: We are sorry for the catchum-nets. We're just looking for elevated levels of mercury in your blood and feathers to keep you all safe. We love birbs even when you projectile popopoop on my hands, even when you bitey-FLAPPA-FLAP-biet-bite my fingle-fangles,... we love birbs and want you happy and healthy. Plus, it's all for SCIENCE! Birbs love science! Mostly bird science! Bread science! Not allien abduction experiments at all!
KISSUS to the sciences. THANK a keep the murgurys worry upon a brains. Donut like become grappled in a net so the poops happen but THAN the care
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.
the cop smiling at him though haha