July 23, 2014

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(Source: h8culture, via latining)

July 22, 2014

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July 18, 2014
People who go “both countries are at fault”

pax-arabica:

What they think they sound like:

“I’m so rational. The truth is somewhere in the middle, they’re both wrong. I’m so nuanced and enlightened with my views.”

What they actually sound like:

“History and context are things that do not exist to me. In whatever dimension I exist in, I believe that there is an equivalence between an advanced occupying army that is notorious for war crimes, and an occupied brutalized population.”

(via latining)

July 17, 2014

sansaslays:

just know

for every compliment you receive, ten other people were thinking the same thing :)

and for every insult you receive, sacrifice them to the one true god, r’hollor, our lord of light, for the night is dark and full of terrors :)

(via latining)

July 14, 2014
(via Nabataeans Picture — Tomb Photo — National Geographic Photo of the Day)

(via Nabataeans Picture — Tomb Photo — National Geographic Photo of the Day)

July 11, 2014
undergroundghosts:

Precious baby

undergroundghosts:

Precious baby

(via commie-pinko-liberal)

July 11, 2014

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July 8, 2014

Anonymous said: random reader here--I dreamed that you came to my house at night and dumped, not just a body, but a frozen cromagnon man corpse in my living room, without my knowledge. can you tell me what this means

pervocracy:

I don’t know, but last night I dreamed I was going to join the Army but then went AWOL because I didn’t like the bathrooms at boot camp.

I think the connection is obvious.

July 8, 2014

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

(via latining)

July 8, 2014

weavercat said: On behalf of my fellow undergrad, graduate-students, and professor: We are sorry for the catchum-nets. We're just looking for elevated levels of mercury in your blood and feathers to keep you all safe. We love birbs even when you projectile popopoop on my hands, even when you bitey-FLAPPA-FLAP-biet-bite my fingle-fangles,... we love birbs and want you happy and healthy. Plus, it's all for SCIENCE! Birbs love science! Mostly bird science! Bread science! Not allien abduction experiments at all!

importantbirds:

KISSUS to the sciences.  THANK a keep the murgurys worry upon a brains.  Donut like become grappled in a net so the poops happen but THAN the care

July 8, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

[mgweatherman]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mgweatherman]

July 8, 2014
thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via latining)

July 8, 2014
ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

(via latining)

July 8, 2014
vinervar:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

vinervar:

Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT.

(Source: vineja, via latining)

July 8, 2014
nevver:

Quit

nevver:

Quit

(via screenshotsofdespair)

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